Match results: All out for no loss

If you go to any country in the world, definitely their will be a Tamil shop. Sorry I mentioned it as any country; it is any town in any country. Hindi is the national language of our country. It is spoken only in India and Tamil is spoken in more than 65 countries across globe.

If there is a star night and one is headed by Tollywood superstar Chiranjeevi and another headed by Kumarimuthu and Kundu Kalyanam in any of the 65 countries, the ticket collection for the programme by Kumarimuthu and Co will be more and do you know the reasons behind it, obviously because of Tamils of Sri Lanka.

Even if it’s a stupid ‘C’ centre Tamil movie, they can get there collection because they are in theatre’s across globe and their CD’s, DVD’s sold in dinars, dollars and pounds. Could Chandramukhi be sold movie of 200 crore without there help?

I can say Malayalam is like a Tamil melody, Telugu is a Tamil Gana then Sri Lankan Tamil is like Lullaby. If you visit a Sri Lankan Tamil, they are so excited and discuss the minutest news(the way we project) that’s happening like the Mumbai bomb blast and the most controversial news like the thanthri went to a prostitute’s house (My god!).

I have spoken to a couple of Sri Lankan Tamils in UK. Though they are in a good state now, whenever one opens his flashback I shed tears and the situations at the moment are likely to replicate the past destruction.

I live in Wales, a state funded by the European Union. There are only a few major cities like Cardiff, Swansea etc. Can you imagine a 200 acre Hindu temple? Though I have some thoughts of atheism carried from my school days, when I visited this temple constructed by Lankan Tamils and gifted to all Indians in a European village I was shaken (Especially have a read on the origins of the temple).

They are interested to know about the amount of salt you add in Biriyani, what is Narasu’s coffee? What you do on Krishna Jayanthi (Jenmastami)? Not in words, they really think you as their brother, but have you ever thought, what’s the problem going on in Sri Lanka, just like dat?

Two line stories

Hello all,

Is there a possibility to write a 2 line story in simple English, giving a message? I have tried few:

1) Flash news in Moon T.V:
Moon TV CEO expired….after the commercial break...

2) 2 hours before his operation Vikash sneaked out. Painted on ‘Intensive care unit’ board as ‘Expensive care unit’.

3) The Principal of R.U.M. Engineering College ended his speech by saying “Meritorious students always have a good future in this college” in front of ‘management quota’ students.

4) Till 40, I was always in front of my laptop. I do not know why, still I don’t have any kids on my lap top.

5) Alas! Ram, Robert and Raheem together started an anti-movement against caste-based politics.

Can you think of such 2-line stories? Post it…jus like dat!

Are College friends ...friends?

This could be one of the sickest topics to a college student, for a person who finished college this topic may raise his eyebrows and this will be a very interesting topic for a man who finished college years ago.

Never have I wanted to say my autograph (!) story but just to bring some relevance to the ones who do not know me, I joined in a college 10 years ago. But like anyone it is so afresh in my mind. After 14 years studying in a boys school (Vanavasam), I entered the classroom where there were 48 girls and 18 boys. Rest history speaks.

Day by day we meet people and they become friends after we meet them once. Is there any possibility for that to happen in the working environment?....gosh never I can bear my colleagues for more than 10 mins as far as personal talks.

As fun and frolic increases the network increases, increases and it increases. But there will be a D day for it to disappear. The emotional farewell day. What happens then? 100’s of your friends whom you met will go away from u in 100 different routes. How many group email id’s after college has been successful. How many actually think of college days when they hear Mustafa, Mustafa song?

So what is the best way to keep up the relationship after college? At least with your close friends. Few tips

No to ego. Ego is an ingredient which automatically gets into you when you fall into the working atmosphere. So atleast with your close friends never compare your career, salary, achievements etc.

Always dutch the bill. Money is the poison for any relationship.

Remember his birthday. Everyone feels good if they are remembered and wished on their birthday. You calling and wishing your old friend will renew the relationship by one year…of course renew again next year.

No suggestions please! If you go to a temple and tell god about your problems you don’t get any suggestions but u come out of the temple with a solution. Adopt the same strategy. Whenever a friend comes to you for a suggestion, don’t give him a suggestion rather make him think for the right solution. If you give suggestions you obviously land up in sharing your achievements and he has to have a session with you until your ego drains.

No sarcastic jokes. These jokes may be funny once but if repeated you will loose a count in your friends list.

Plan a bachelor tour. Atleast once in a year plan for bachelor tour it will definitely bring back your college days.

Feel proud of your friendship. Yes you have to be proud if the relationship is maintained for years

Help your friend before he asks. Remember a friend in need is a friend indeed

Ok Friends my blog should not be shaping analysing relationship. It should also bring some entertainment for you and me.

What if T.Rajendar is born as white and speaks romantic dialogues to Hollywood babes.

(Important read it in his style….Jus like dat)

Lopaz, if u say no I will shave with Topaz….

Zeta Jones, your son is my ‘beta’ Jones

Kate don’t hate, Marry me that is ur fate

Maria en kuda varriya…ah dandanaka, danakunaka

Marriages are made in Heaven, but what to do we live on Earth

Why does a love marriage happen? 92% Illayaraja music, 2% movies and 6% could be some miscellaneous factors. One of such factors is due to the thrill you get, marrying a girl you have ‘sighted’, challenged your friends to make her fall in love with you, marrying a girl who knows your positives and negatives (obviously you know only her positives until then) and see the same girl as a bride next to you. These yearn for thrill of teenagers and youngsters have made many movie-love stories to be a blockbuster.

Are arranged marriages not full of thrill?
Mate, you should experience the occasion of family ‘sight’seeing, food served by the girl’s mom and supervised by the girl’s father (thiyagi!!!). In a couple of months, you will be engaged to the girl with whom you would have been a soft natured ‘Arvindswamy’.

The heart beat beats and as the D-day nears you, you are filled with confusions asking suggestions from your flat watchman to your uncle, who has 2 kuthiyas (wife + 2) about marriage and life after marriage (!!).

After an arranged marriage, you are left only with 2 options. The girl should be even to you and you have to accept her or the girl should be odd, even then you have to accept.

Difference between an arranged marriage and a love marriage is


· In a love marriage, the bride and the groom would be happy while the rest of the family is confused.

· In an arranged marriage the bride and the groom is confused and the entire family is happy and elated.

Whether you opt for a love marriage or an arranged marriage, the philosophy is:

“Loving a girl is different from living with a girl”

So mind the gaps. Philosophies arise as soon as you marry….Just like that!

Jus like DAT

Well, well, well, societal compulsions have made Tom, Dik, Harry and Kamalesh to start a blogspot for themselves. Why should I have a blog? For more money? To drain my ego sharing with you all what I know and what I came to know? Or just like that. If you know me in person I am sure you will vote for the last option “Just like that”.

Let me start with any one of the burning issues. With my index finger on my cheek my thought runs towards politics, then I came to a conclusion no, no………..No, way I should not lose my readers in my first article. Now I think it can also be y(o)ur choice which is cinema. But the recent surveys say that if any 2 strangers in our country meet, within half an hour they speak about the movies, actors, actresses atleast once. So with the fact that my readers know about movies more than Sathyajith Ray, I am not going to start my first blog article on movies.

Apart from politics and movies the only topic that could be is romance. Romance is measured in different parameters and with different thermometers. So what is hot to me could be nothing to you. I may consider the girls smile is the X factor in a girl, which could be hilarious to you. So, romance is not the topic for this blog.

Now my two index fingers are in my beer-gifted cheeks. Short stories…com’on Kamalesh. Ok! What about friendship…..aaaaav! Chalo this should be a good one..making investments(No Kamalesh!.......which friend of urs have told you where they have invested)..then well about Mother!...Kamalesh most of your friends whom you know are already married or going to get married, so its going to be boring if you open the topic as mother.

So friends I apologise for not selecting an interesting topic in my firstblog. Hope to find one in the next edition.. Sure I will update as frequent as possible…Just like that!