White Borat in India

Well ABC and BBC are two common terms referred to desi kids born in foreign nations, which means American born confused ‘desi’ and British born confused ‘desi’. Have you thought about IBM’s which means Indian born mad foreigners? Is it possible? Certainly, it is possible. Already Infosys is recruiting American graduates to their Bangalore head quarters, soon this trend will start and you will see many immigrants and illegal immigrants in India….lol

Every Indian suffers for the first two years and look like a ‘Borat’ to them. How about a White ‘Borat’ in India. Start reading the rest of the blog with Deva’s gana music as a background in your mind.

A white Borat goes to a road side food stall and orders for a meal, and looks at the cook Kabali’s wife for a long time expecting a fork and a knife. Kabali says “Kasmalam, don’t you have manners. You are like a barbarian starring Kannama, she is scared of you, country brute? You eat for five rupees and ask for a knife, fork, tissue, finger bowl! You eccentric”. Borat is tempted to complain of racism but changes his mind as he has come to India only to make money and not invite problems.

Scene 2

Borat buys a car and his wife says “We will go for shopping and it seems T. Nagar is the best place to shop”. In India, the trend of driving is you move your car wherever you get space and over here in abroad, you give way to everyone in front, back, beside and opposite to you. Now, this guy leaves way for every auto rickshaw, cyclist, bikes and cars and stays in the same place till 11 pm, waiting for the traffic to calm down and pulls away the car.

Scene 3

Mrs Borat was invited for a marriage by Panjagam mami. All mamis’ are seen with the most costly sari, thick gold jewels and boasting about their sons' and daughters' in software companies. Now, Mrs.Borat enters charmingly with a skirt and a bra…sorry ‘tops’ and with a thin pendant. All mami’s burst to laughter and curse her for being dressed up in an indecent way and chase her way out.

Scene 4

‘Gora’ shops at end of the cities and you get meat like pork, beef, red beans, and jacket potatoes. Mr Borat is seen shopping here once in a week spending his week’s earnings and by the way his hourly rate is Rs 5.50 per hour. His wife cribs to get her some tinned Pepsi and Coke but he denies as it is illegal and banned in India.

Can you think of such scenes post it in the comments box just like that?